Josh Duhamel on His Baby

by: TheEllenShow

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- YOU ARE A BRAND-NEW DAD SINCE I--RIGHT? - WHAT? I DON'T THINK I'D HAD HIM WHEN I WAS-- I THINK WE WERE REALLY PREGNANT. - HOW OLD IS HE? - HE'S 13 MONTHS. - WELL, THEN THAT'S BEEN A LONG TIME. - YEAH, IT'S BEEN OVER A YEAR, APPARENTLY. - I SAW PICTURES OF HIM. HE IS PRECIOUS. HE IS ADORABLE. - THANK YOU. - HIS LITTLE OUTFITS. - YEAH, WE LIKE HIM. - YEAH. - [laughs] - CUTE AS CAN BE. - HE'S QUITE A BIT BIGGER THAN THAT ALREADY. IT'S CRAZY. THAT WASN'T SO LONG AGO. - HE'S ON THE MOVE ALREADY. LOOK AT HIM CRAWLING. IS HE CRAWLING OR WALKING? - NO, HE'S WALKING. HE'S FULLY MOBILE. I JUST TOOK HIM TO THE BEACH FOR THE FIRST TIME. I'M A LITTLE-- I FEEL A LITTLE BIT GUILTY ABOUT THAT, THAT I HADN'T-- YOU KNOW, HE'S OVER A YEAR OLD AND I HADN'T-- WE LIVE TWO MILES FROM THE BEACH, AND I JUST TOOK HIM FOR THE FIRST TIME THIS WEEKEND. - WHY? - I DON'T KNOW. THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION. I THINK IT'S... LAZINESS? [laughter] - I DON'T THINK IT'S LAZINESS. BUT HE MUST HAVE FREAKED OUT, WITH SAND-- WELL, HE'S FELT SAND BEFORE, RIGHT? - YES, BUT-- MOSTLY, YOU KNOW, I'LL TAKE HIM TO THE POOL WITH ME, AND WE'LL, YOU KNOW-- WE HAVE SWIMMING LESSONS. BUT WHEN THE WATER'S RUSHING UP AT YOU, IT'S A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT. SO HE FREAKED OUT A LITTLE BIT, BUT HE'S-- HE'S FINE. - WAIT, YOU HAVE SWIMMING LESSONS? IS HE UNDERWATER YET? DOES HE DO THAT YET? - YEAH, HE GOES UNDER THE WATER. - GOOD FOR HIM. IT'S AMAZING TO TEACH THEM THAT YOUNG. AND THEY JUST AUTOMATICALLY KNOW TO HOLD THEIR BREATH, RIGHT? - THEY DO, BUT YOU JUST BLOW IN THEIR FACE, AND THEY AUTOMATICALLY HOLD THEIR BREATH, AND YOU JUST DUNK THEM QUICK, AND HE COMES UP LIKE, [babbling] [laughter] - YOU KNOW, AND THEN-- - WELL, THAT'S TWO HORRIBLE THINGS IN A ROW. THAT'S LIKE--YOU BLOW IN THEIR FACE, AND THEN-- - YOU BLOW IN THEIR FACE, AND THEY... [gasps] AND THEN YOU DUNK THEM, AND THEN YOU BRING THEM BACK UP, AND THAT'S HOW THEY LEARN HOW TO GO UNDER THE WATER. - IT'S WORKING THEN? AND HE'S SWIMMING AND-- - HE'S SWIMMING, HE'S--HE'S PICKING OUR-- HE LIKES TO STICK HIS FINGER IN HOLES. [laughter] LIKE MY NOSE. - MM-HMM. - HE LOVES TO PICK MY NOSE. - DON'T LET HIM DO THAT. - I KNOW. AND HE'S ALSO DEFIANT, YOU KNOW? THEY GET TO A CERTAIN AGE, AND THEY START TO-- THEY START TO TEST YOU A LITTLE BIT. AND SO HE'LL STICK HIS FINGER UP MY NOSE, AND I'LL BE LIKE, "NO, NO, YOU DON'T DO THAT," AND HE'LL STICK IT UP HIS NOSE. AND HE THINKS IT'S FUNNY, BUT, YEAH, IT'S ACTUALLY DISGUSTING. - IT MAKES ME-- - [laughing] - I WOULD WEAR ONE OF THOSE THINGS THAT-- WHEN YOU GO UNDERWATER. I'D PINCH MY NOSE CLOSED, AND THEN HE WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO DO THAT. - THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. - YEAH. YOU'D SHOW HIM. YOU'RE THE ADULT. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO THINK OF THESE THINGS. - THAT'S A REALLY GOOD IDEA. SO THEN YOU'D JUST BREATHE-- BUT THEN YOU'D HAVE TO BREATHE THROUGH YOUR MOUTH, AND HE'LL START STICKING HIS FINGERS IN YOUR MOUTH. - WELL, THERE'S PLENTY OF OTHER HOLES HE CAN-- I MEAN, YOU'VE GOT EARS, YOU'VE GOT-- [laughter] - THAT'S TRUE. - YOU PEOPLE, EARS... [laughter] I'M TALKING ABOUT. THEY'VE BEEN IN THE SUN TOO LONG. THEY'RE ALREADY... AND WHO'S CHANGING THE MOST DIAPERS, YOU OR FERGIE? - WELL, IN THE BEGINNING, IT WAS ME, BUT SHE'S REALLY IMPROVED HER DIAPER-CHANGING SKILLS OVER THE LAST YEAR. - YEAH. - IT'S VERY IMPRESSIVE. YOU KNOW, SHE'S AS GOOD AT IT AS I AM NOW. I HAD TWO YOUNGER SISTERS, SO I HAD A LOT OF PRACTICE GROWING UP. SHE HAD NEVER HELD A BABY BEFORE WE HAD OUR LITTLE GUY. SO SHE'S--YOU KNOW, NOW SHE'S A PROFESSIONAL. - IS THAT-- ARE YOU EXAGGERATING? OR SHE'S NEVER HELD A BABY BEFORE? - I DON'T THINK SHE'D EVER REALLY HELD A BABY, ESPECIALLY A BABY BRAND NEW, BEFORE WE HAD OUR-- - WOW. - YEAH. - THAT'S QUITE SOMETHING, TO NEVER HOLD A BABY AND THEN HAVE ONE. - YEAH, YOU WOULD THINK, RIGHT? - YEAH. - YEAH. - SO LET'S SHOW THIS PICTURE. THE PAPARAZZI WAS SHOOTING YOU WALKING DOWN THE STREET, AND YOUR LITTLE BOY DECIDES TO-- [laughter] - HE HAD JUST TURNED ONE. - DEFIANT, HUH? - HE'S LIKE, "I LOVE THE PAPARAZZI!"



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