Nasty Food Pong (Ft. Jake & Amir)

by: Good Mythical Morning

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who knew pong could be so wrong let's talk about that [Music] [Applause] good mythical morning welcome to the show Jake and Amir hey fellers thanks for thanks for having us welcome you're welcome for being had here sorry I just woke up 30 seconds ago under this desk no are you guys hungry I had actually came having had so we're good that might be a problem hmm why is that we're gonna be you're gonna be we are going to be us all of us us are going to be eating things got it in a game we like to call if the ball lands and I cut up do I have to eat it yep all right this is a much simplified version of pong basically what it's gonna work is on each turn one of the team members will throw a very large ping pong ball into one of those cups if it lands in one of the cups then the other team you guys have to eat whatever it is inside your cups if we miss then it just is your turn and we just that's it we keep playing until the cups are gone on one side so we don't know what we're eating but let's look down and at least see what it is we may have two on it okay all right yeah okay I see Zack just kool-aid probably not for anything these two or month yeah shake on it all right guests go first so one toss one toss come on buddy here it is the kool-aid okay this isn't just kool-aid you knew that right but we have a little video to show you what it is if you want to take a peek down at the monitor know someone please well it's red oh oh it's mouthwash oh it's somebody else gargling mouthwash oh are you kidding me oh I'll take it no you do not know her hey you said you wanted no no no we have to split it man said you wanted it best friend splits everything yes is that the lady was having a sneezing fit outside what'd you say her name Lizzie Lizzie she's just another human that's pure Lizzie right there all right do a little bit oh yeah is it saltier than kool-aid it was a little saltier room-temperature I think is the worst a little bit all right man you already made one right off the bat okay do it to it just don't hit Mike good trick but yeah this is uh it looks like little Pelley's tapers but then they sort of have legs yeah Oh legs tapers with the legs those are Weaver ants Weaver ants Wow really glad you took that go okay are they live or are they dead the hair dead those are their dead ants and their roasted dead absolutely I don't want to eat this well let's change it for a joke howa is that all no clearly not all there's a lot more than this they just give us to one more a little one yeah I'm gonna imagine these that are salty and crunchy oh that's good my brain will be like these are pistachios I'm gonna have pistachios yes right think about nuts got it did we say we had water Lizzie's gargling oh right now it'll be over shortly there it is comb my bird chew chew chew chew chew take a wiggle ha ha oh you carved it into my god is it crunchy yeah it's crunchy and salty I didn't reanimate thanks tasting one just for like the curiosity of it it's really just the thought of it having been ants yeah that grosses me out it tastes like hey not bad yeah alright okay right let me switch over here okay and again no rules we're not using that elbow rule you purists no rules yeah that's right yeah at least it was a Jake kupp I'm okay with the Jake comes is that one way it - yeah this one's pretty wet this one's it looks like clams or oysters and I should say that your producers asked me what I wouldn't eat and I said oysters yeah I can't even look at you eat it I would have a hard time with those too it's not about tastes like the ocean alright so it's my turn again huh no my turn Oh your turn I like to go high to low as in hello welcome Olli right green yeah just guac you guys get guacamole we get ants we're calling clam jello hold out your hand oh it's so Joe so wobbly its crock oh it's also in my hands yeah I was serving it to you oh we're splitting all of it man even it out now you have to eat out of his hands it's grosser out of your hand so is this just like green jello with clams in it you got it yeah green jello is good we're just gonna focus on the job this is nice you're wobbling you're becoming one with a jello you're bad I'm sorry getting out of synch dancing that's nice heck I want the jello now which is what this looks like what could this possibly be kaho Bismol and goat cheese oh okay he's down ah whoa if you're gonna hit one cup I recommend Jakes one and not mine I do think you should call for a rear AK I'd like to get I I would like to line them up yeah okay straight so you got it Amir you're saying yours is in the back I don't know I can't tell you that at this point okay here we go

that is Jake's Cup funny because this cup looks like if I just cracked it and then filled it with an egg a single a single soft-boiled egg is it called soft-boiled when it's not boiled it's called raw why is it a chicken egg is it let me see it uh-huh it's the same cuz I said it's a chicken egg it's the sly meanness of the oyster Ike I think it's the weight texture that I don't like it's definitely gonna be the flavour of this that I don't like have you done this before no never you've seen rocky though yeah I've always actually I'm kind of excited to do this I've always I think I might have been able to do it if I did half-and-half that was a worthy effort rocky but you failed yeah what if I do I'll take it out of the trash can now get it out of the trash okay oh that was so you can get rid of that Cup and it's you if your turn Jake isn't it we need one we need one um can I get a rack let's do that corners in seven ten rack let's do this is a weird request eyes are very difficult I've seen cups like this once oh it doesn't for at yiquan somebody said what are you doing if this frat house yeah what you're 29 loser to fake you should aim right uh you could wrap this thing up man and judging by what we've got in here I definitely want to you like the guy behind the free-throw line No like that okay man I like to go high to low all right go in here we have a ball oh just a ball Oh a mouse crawl so that's three tongue parts is it little mice unborn mice are you kidding me that is on that bed but look at it it has like the inside of the mouth like oh my god really since these things like meat gum treat it like meat gum hey wait I'll offer you guys a blind switch if you guys want ooh that's right you don't know what's in cut this but if you really don't want that and you're you a switch you prefer to eat pig lips than what's in that Cup I do and the note wait a bargain okay I hope he's not bluffing the way the blind switch would work is for those two cups no that'd be fun I think that likes it go down guys remember loose pig lips sink ships my turn again yep okay Jake before you make your toss we let you guys go first so technically even even if you sunk this one we should have an opportunity to sink that one but we're not gonna do that we're gonna make this sudden death straight-up sudden the first person to sink a ball wins and the losing team has to eat what's in both cups he didn't need more pressure watch this [Music]

you like to go high to low it's like yeah what you got in there it looks like I said goat cheese and pepto-bismol because it's sort of pink and clumpy go cheesy yeah yeah dump that in your hand and smell it do you want to keep on thinking it's that or you want me to actually tell you what it is I'm gonna have a chunk of it and then I'll try to guess what it is based on the show that's smart it's nice to not know what it is but yeah yeah promise unfortunately it smells so bad you know what bring the bring the trash can up here do this do this in the light here this looks like I took it a tooth out of an infected whale's mouth it's gonna be right oh your hands shaking uh-huh oh gosh not knowing that's great what is it it's pork brains oh great I'm convinced myself it's liver like oh you don't mind liver chopped liver yeah all right guys here you go I wasn't if it oh it's a preserved duck egg Oh why do I only eat eggs while you gear up to eat this we will say thank you for liking commenting and subscribing you guys say you know what time it is you know what time it is Johnson I was in the road you should check out Jake and Aamir's podcast if I were you kid but no other reason than we were on it yes oh no it's a great podcast the link is in the description and click through to good mythical more because somebody's gotta eat that egg Jake boy it's so dark it's just a nice you know you rarely see food that that dark ten-second tour this is when we take it look at your 10 second tour of your hometown here's the latest one we're pretty dang small here's our courthouse we have very friendly squirrels sometimes freakishly large mushrooms ground in our yard here's a McDonald's here's another McDonald's here's a third McDonald's why do we have so many McDonald Warsaw Indiana home of McDonald's all right post your 10-second tour with hashtag 10-second tour we will highlight our favorites click on the left to watch our show after the show good mythical more click on the right to watch another episode of good mythical morning and click the circular channel icon to subscribe thanks for being your

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