Some girls just can't resisit
my good looks my style and my charm my unflinching ability to listen to Taylor Swift ugh
Damon Salvatore I know, I've heard great things about you Really? Weird.. Cause I'm a dick!
Dude? Really? Dude? Damon, don't!
Come on, who's gonna miss this idiot? He's ridiculously hot!
Shh.. he's an ass!
You're an ass! This is all your fault! You confuse me with someone with remorse.
Dear diary a chimpmunck asked my name today I told him I was Joe That lie will haunt me forever
What do you want? I'm here to eat cotton candy and steal your girl. Can he hear us?
NO, that would be creepy. And can he read minds too? -If you want to see me naked, all you have to do is ask.
You heard me You knew that I was here
-Hey you should learn to knock What about I was... indecent?? Well, vervain keeps me out of her head but maybe it's not my target. Why are you all chipper? NO, Elena, I will not go to your bedroom with you
I know you were dreaming about me.. It explains the drool. Better.. ME :) -You look...
-Dashing, gorgeous -Irresistible..
-Wrecked! You should go out, enjoy the sun.. Oh wait! You can't! march 12th 1922 I'm shocked! Stefan is not a vergin? How's Stefan? What is he doing?
I saw your closet